Girl, Be For Real: A Series Episode 2

Exhibit B: The Baby Wipes

Look. I’m not anti-hygiene.

In fact, I prefer a man who knows the difference between a washcloth and a loofah.

But this man kept a pack of baby wipes on him like they were his ID.

Car console? Check.

Nightstand? Check.

Hoodie pocket? CHILE, check.

At first I respected it. He said, “You never know when life gets messy.”

Cute, right?

But then he hit me with, “You don’t feel cleaner when you wipe front to back?”

Sir. Why are we having a Pampers vs. Huggies debate at 2am?

And no, I’m not judging, do what you gotta do.

But when he pulled out the wipes AFTER a quickie, looked me in my eyes and said,

“Lemme freshen up right quick…”

I stared into the mirror and had to ask myself:

Am I dating a grown man or a toddler with a bedtime routine?

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